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Who is The Offensive Llama?

The Offensive Llama is the stage name of me, Rory Balderston.

I'm just some bloke from New Zealand with a twisted mind who makes tunes for the depraved.

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Bright orange neon text on a dark background, featuring a combination of English and Chinese characters with a playful, retro aesthetic. The phrases include 'AMAZING CAP WITH FUN 80S' and a segment in Chinese.
Bright orange neon text on a dark background, featuring a combination of English and Chinese characters with a playful, retro aesthetic. The phrases include 'AMAZING CAP WITH FUN 80S' and a segment in Chinese.

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A clothing store display featuring a variety of colorful garments on red hangers. Above the clothing racks, there are several helmets with vibrant patterns, including pink with floral designs and a shiny silver one. A person in the background appears to be browsing the clothing.
A clothing store display featuring a variety of colorful garments on red hangers. Above the clothing racks, there are several helmets with vibrant patterns, including pink with floral designs and a shiny silver one. A person in the background appears to be browsing the clothing.
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